2010 has started off with a bang. Seriously, I don't know what has happened. I feel like I've gone a little nuts, but everyone I meet has far exceeded my nuttiness. I also feel like there is something in the water that has made me more attractive to the opposite sex.
I got into a "fight" with a guy the other night because he was trying to impress me with his cattle knowledge. I suppose he didn't count on my being from Oklahoma with a grandfather who actually breeds cattle. He quit talking to me soon after that. I think it was a combination of the cattle and the fact that he couldn't remember if he told me that his brother was a up and coming basketball player or if he was playing baseball now. Why I care what his brother does I'm not really sure.
Ordering a drink the other night Ashley and I were asked to play a game of pool buy what seemed to be a fairly normal older guy. We agreed and it wasn't a bad experience just a little weird.
Him: So do you have any kids?
Me: No, I think kids are creepy.
Him: (now offended) Well I have two beautiful kids (come to find out later, it's not 2 kids it's 4 kids and it sounded like they all had different mothers...classy)
Me: Well it's nice that you have them.
Him: I thought you were hot but now I'm going to have to rethink that.
Then after I didn't give him a hug or applaud when he made the shot he attempted he looks and me and tells me that I'm not friendly. In fact he thinks I'm kind of a bitch. Ten minutes later he's asking me if he can take me to dinner. I'm a bitch but he wants to take me to Minervas.
Shortly after this he decided he was finished with me and was doing his best to get Ashley to sleep with him. (She didn't)
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